I am a shallow, shallow person

[Lies and Perfidy]

I don't even like beer that much. I've tried many different brands trying to "develop a taste," and rarely, if ever, been able to finish more than a bottle without reaching for the hard liquor. It's just not my thing, I guess.

But now? Now I am bound and fucking determined to learn to love Arrogant Bastard Ale. Just so I can snub people. My tastebuds and my liver will pay the price, but goddamnit, as soon as I am financially solvent and A) 21 B) living with roommates who will buy me booze, I will drink that stuff until I like it and that is a goddamn oath.

And when I like it, I will buy the fucking t-shirt.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

 

[dorian gray]

hahaha brilliant thread, pyrus!

 

[Reign in Acai]

I haven't had Arrogant Bastard since about a year ago when I splitted a pint with my lesbian butch dyke former boss, who so uncharacteristically (given the stereotype) kicked ass. The beer was equally as admirable.