I AM A WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING

[MajestikMøøse]

AM I NOT?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

*dances*

 

[AsModEe]

I thought this was in link to a new rep rank.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

AIEEEEEEE

MY GROIN!

MY PANCREASES ARE ON FIRE!


SOMEONE GET A DISHTOWEL AND SALTPETER!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

don't forget the scissors to castrate my useless scrotum from me!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

AYE! From forth thine head
O PALLAS, CLAD IN MAIL AND
TOUCH MY PEEPEE PLACE

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Catullus!

SCREW YOUR SPARROW

IN THE ASS

 

[MajestikMøøse]

This is music for CUMSHOTS!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Jack be nimble

Jack be quick

Jack just shoved the candlestick up her snatch

and she liked it.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Location: Suckenfeffer das Haschenpenis

Holy shit rehashed jokes from like three years ago.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

YEAH!

I ATE A HASCHENPENIS TODAY AND IT ALL CAME BACK TO ME!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Haha I just did an image search for "haschenfeffer" to see if I could find the picture I used to have in my sig, and the first result was a foot in somebody's asshole.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

coincidentally, I think today I also ate a Freikörperkultur-Strand

 

[Mike]

i <3 moose in a non gay way

 

[Mike]

i <3 moose in a non gay way

and my non gay i mean a completely homosexual way

 

[Chromatose]

 

[MajestikMøøse]

HEY PEOPLE

THIS MOVIE REALLY RULES

IT"S SO HAPPY AND JOLLY AND FANTASTIQUE

 

[neal]

THIS MOVIE IS ALSO GOOD

 

[MajestikMøøse]

but it is criterion collection! GODDAMN EXTORTIONATE CRITERION COLLECTION I HATE YOU

 

[Lordlucid]

AM I NOT?

yes, yer one funny ass dude.