I am blatantly reading a book at my desk

[VangelicSurgeon]

fuck y'all.

 

[deadair]

<high five>

 

[minxnim]

i just ate 5, yes, count them 5, large vegan blueberry muffins at my desk and refused to give my coworker a bite of any of them.

 

[avi]

so what book are you reading, mr. smartypants?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

THE MUMMY THE WILL AND THE CRYPT

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

preppy I don't believe you.

 

[deadair]

Originally posted by avi
so what book are you reading, mr. smartypants?

if he is reading... the proper term is "mr. readingpants"


sayin'

 

[XzanderX]

I concur...

 

[minxnim]

dude, i seriously did just eat them all. it was some sort of crazy binge. i had dreams last night about muffins and i had to do it. i was in a trance buying them this morning. now i feel like a sea cow.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

a DUGONG!?

(5 muffins? holy moly!!)

 

[xfer]

Vegans can eat blueberries? I thought you were prohibited from eating anything FUCKING AWESOME-TASTING?

 

[minxnim]

x-fer has obviously caught the NOT EVEN CLOSE TO BEING FUCKIN FUNNY virus again. sorry to hear it.
anyway, yes, i think if i were thrown out to sea today my blueberry muffin stomach would keep me afloat.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

also, DUGONG

 

[deadair]

BUT -- would the blueberry stomach make the sharks swarm?

 

[xfer]

ugh, told! fine, i will laugh at my vegan blueberry joke all alone then. because i am special.