I am going to England for the month of February

[Thanatopsis]

I am sure I will be posting from there.

 

[DoodgeGant]

Visiting Scotland hmm?

DONT GO NEAR PERTH, IT'S FULL OF ROASTERS

 

[-Gavin-]

And avoid this shitty place called Stirling, they're all inbred fucks who won't think twice about hogtying you and making you squeal like a little piggy.

 

[DoodgeGant]

At least inbreds don't want to fuck you up the arse, unlike those Perth fuckheads

 

[-Gavin-]

Clearly you haven't seen deliverance

 

[DoodgeGant]

I have, just not in ages XD

 

[Thanatopsis]

what are you two doing to my thread? hahahaha

 

[-Gavin-]

Well, we're scottish

 

[DoodgeGant]

Actually I don't know what he is........

 

[-Gavin-]

Me?

 

[DoodgeGant]

You!

 

[-Gavin-]

Me?!

 

[DoodgeGant]

Yes...........

Annnnnyway.......... Don't go to Falkirk either.

 

[-Gavin-]

Get it up ye.



And yeah, also avoid Paisley

 

[-Gavin-]

Oh, and NEVER EVER EVER EVER wear a Fleece jacket in Aberdeen.

 

[DoodgeGant]

In fact, best bet would be to go to Auchenshoogle, although I dare say the natives don't know what Canned food is.

 

[-Gavin-]

Hah, also don't touch Kirkaldy with a bargepole

 

[DoodgeGant]

Or FIfe in general. Damn fifers think they own Scotland.

 

[-Gavin-]

Fuck man, also avoid Dundee

 

[DoodgeGant]

In fact, just go to Wales. It's needs some publicity.