I Am Morgan Freeman

[AlphaTemplar]

It's true.

[Edit]
I am also on vacation, and hold infinite power over the universe. If you're smart you can figure this one out.

 

[AlphaTemplar]

Whoa, there are 3 people browsing the forum. And by the I am Morgan Freeman, but I didn't post that.

 

[King Chaos]

Woah.

 

[The Bringer]

OMG

 

[AlphaTemplar]

Way to bring back a dead thread. That sucked in the first place.

 

[neal]

are you still morgan freeman?

 

[Gums]

I'm gonna bump this thread for the next 2 years

 

[neal]

sounds like a good plan. morgan freeman must receive his full glory.

 

[Gadlor]

That's really all I have to contribute to this discussion.

 

[neal]

asparagus is gross.

 

[deni_saint]

i'm still looking for you and when i find u, i'll kill you.

 

[Gadlor]

Wow, man. Death threats...just for a picture of a man wholeheartedly enjoying some asparagus.

In a way, I think it's kind of cool that I've finally found the arch-nemesis who will always try to hunt down and kill me! :hotjump: I've always wanted my life to have the spice of assassination!

 

[Nag]

The "Free man"

 

[AlphaTemplar]

Seeing as how Morgan Freeman is god, he is also a sock. Oooh, a holy sock.

I figured this thread needed a little bumping

 

[neal]

that guy is sitting in a puddle.

 

[CatwomanEarache]

Hmmm, maybe he has an incontinence problem? Are you Morgan Freeman on a 'part time basis'?

 

[neal]

Hmmm, maybe he has an incontinence problem?

haha

 

[CatwomanEarache]

Glad you liked it

 

[AlphaTemplar]

Hmmm, maybe he has an incontinence problem? Are you Morgan Freeman on a 'part time basis'?

I'm Morgan Freeman from 8:00 AM - 5:00 PM EST Monday through Friday, 10:00 AM - 5:00 PM EST Saturday, and get sundays off. The pay is halfway decent, but all the mentoring up-and-coming heroes gets exhausting.

 

[CatwomanEarache]

So, dare I ask who are you Sundays? Are there any vacancies? My job doesnt pay too well at the moment