I Am Morgan Freeman

[Gadlor]

On Sundays he is my companion-in-crime, Ben-Jammin Mangwizzle. We roam the streets and purloin lollipops from babies. And neal, because no-one likes him anyways.

 

[AlphaTemplar]

So, dare I ask who are you Sundays? Are there any vacancies? My job doesnt pay too well at the moment

You can be my assistant vice-undersecretary of infidel sundering

 

[neal]

And neal, because no-one likes him anyways.

dude, i will totally stab you.

 

[Gums]

This thread has completely been shoved up a gay man's ass

 

[CatwomanEarache]

I might have to accept because the company I work for appears to be going under Gums, wheres your sense of humour

 

[froosch]

Gums, wheres your sense of humour

Gay men's asses are totally funny.

 

[AlphaTemplar]

Here's the ass of a gay man named Fred Durst:

(he needs to shave)

 

[neal]

frightening.

 

[CatwomanEarache]

More than frightening! That mans half monkey

 

[EvilVince]

Morgan Freeman is a dirty fucking my pals! He makes me scream!!! ARGH!!!

-Vince

 

[CatwomanEarache]

How long have you worked for the 'race relations' board? Is the job interesting?

 

[BellaNoche]

 

[neal]

is that old dirty drunk guy trying to dance to impress the young ladies?

 

[Final_Vision]

looks like he's got something in his eye

 

[Gadlor]

Neal, your new icon is totally hawt and I kind of want to lick Santa. :hotjump:

 

[neal]

now is the time
get on the santa side
you'll be godlike

 

[Gadlor]

oh neal-san! me love you long time! and your funnee image editing skizzles...i just lust to run my fingers through your man chest, and to hug your moobs.

actuwally, scratch that. eat hot cocobolo.

 

[neal]

eat hot cocobolo.

sounds durty.