I am out of whiskey...

[EricT]

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

my condolences.

and my condolences are actually for myself since i didn't have any whiskey in the first place.
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[EricT]

Condolences should be directed to me as well. I drank at a slow pace throughout the past many hours, never achieving a good drunk to soothe my mind. And now I am out.

Woe is me.

 

[Captain Beard]

Mead?

 

[BlueSky]

mormons shouldn't drink ye dirty sinner

 

[EricT]

Stop stealing Karmic's jokes, you fuck!

 

[Will Bozarth]

I don't like Whiskey.

 

[Captain Beard]

My grandfather used to call his tea whiskey, and then offer me some. I should've known it wasn't when I tasted it and it was sweet.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I don't like Whiskey.

love it. especially jameson.

 

[Will Bozarth]

only jameson i like is jenna.

 

[BlueSky]

Stop stealing Karmic's jokes, you fuck!

who's karmic

 

[Captain Beard]

The Swede every man here is gay for, except you. You'll turn soon enough.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

only jameson i like is jenna.

who took the name from the whiskey, soooooo

you fail!

 

[BlueSky]

The Swede every man here is gay for, except you. You'll turn soon enough.

swedes are dreamy

 

[Liverslapper]

im sober, i drank what was left of the crown last night...

 

[Captain Beard]

I have a half bottle of mead to go. Edit: 3/4.

 

[Will Bozarth]

how do you go from 1/2 to 3/4? did you throw it up back into the bottle?

 

[Captain Beard]

I looked at the glass, and noticed the lighting made it look like less then it was. Blame the little lamp.

 

[Will Bozarth]

oho! consider it a gift from the lamp

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

because you love it so?
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