i am the bringer of hate

[Pumpkin]

pumpkin is my name:

if i deem thee to be unworthy in my sight then i will strike down on your favorite piece of furniture with a plague of poop and urine.

 

[minxnim]

amazing

 

[xfer]

man you must hate the floor outside your litter box INTENSELY.

 

[Pumpkin]

do i hate the floor? or the resident of the apartment where the floor is located?

 

[lizard]

Pumpkin, you have the menacing stare going on. you rock.

 

[Pumpkin]

ps. attn: Baliset, thanks for accidentally bopping me on the head with your guitar headstock yesterday. dick.

 

[lizard]

pumpkin, time to ralph up a hairball in one of baliset's shoes.

 

[Pumpkin]

he'll get his. i am the spirit of vengeance in kitty form.

 

[avi]

where's nick?

 

[Pumpkin]

this "forum" has begun to bore me. i shall commence with napping for a few hours and then attempting to lick and clean my hair. Let's face it, the "long hair" will just get frustrated and take me to be shorn in a few months anyway.

starting nap now:

 

[xfer]

haha pumpkin is a longhair-hating neocon!

 

[lizard]

I believe the term is "partial persian blood neocon"
you can tell by the long hair and the facial features.

 

[xfer]

sooo basically he's the Ayatollah.

 

[lizard]

or the Shah.

 

[xfer]

the Shah was a paleocon, dude.

 

[xfer]

(actually you're right, lizard)

 

[Baliset]

don't let him fool you. my cat is the bringer of cuteness and sweetness. he's like a more distinguished and noble version of Nermal really.

 

[lizard]

OMG OMG PUMPKIN OMG

'Pumpkin' bashing

Rob Widdis / AP file​

First, Eminem’s old racist song was revealed. Then those president-bashing lyrics. Now, an alleged former sweetie is supposedly threatening to tell all.

A report quoting an alleged former lover of Eminem -- a.k.a. Marshall Mathers -- appeared on an Internet news site and has been making the rounds on blogs, chatrooms and rap news sites. If true, the most horrifying detail for the rapper might be that his ex-honey called him “Pumpkin.” According to the report: “Marshall, or ‘Pumpkin’ as I used to call him, was a very tender, very giving partner.”

Eminem has apologized for those racist lyrics, but his rep scoffed at the latest report. “This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen,” he e-mailed the Scoop. “We are not even gonna respond to it.”