i bought a bag of seedless grapes

[minxnim]

and i was really psyched because i feel dehydrated and i figure'd they'd taste awesome. instead they have SEEDS in them and they're mushy.

=[

 

[xfer]

they're seedless in attitude, if not in practise.

 

[minxnim]

i wish they'd just follow through though, you know?

also, my dad had to have emergency surgery friday and i'm sure that's why i am so weirded out by my food and everything else today. he's okay but it was scary.

 

[lizard]

good to hear he's okay.

mushy grapes = socialist plot to undermine consumer confidence
I'm in a pissy mood today because I'm listening to a acoustic guitar cd by a guy I knew in college who committed suicide.

 

[minxnim]

that's a sad cd to listen to.

 

[lizard]

yes.

I hope you get some vibrant, firm seedless grapes next time.

 

[xfer]

lizard just made a veiled testicle reference! gross!

 

[lizard]

!!!!! more veiled than saudi women at a fish fry!

so veiled that that isn't what I meant!

we should start a thread where we deliberately misinterpret every post.

 

[xfer]

holy shit were you calling the Saudi and therefore Arab race "SMALL FRIES"?!

you're horrible.

 

[minxnim]

every single time alex writes a post to me it translates in secret code into: 'amanda is fat and no one likes her'

 

[xfer]

amanda are you saying i'm a chubby chaser?!?!?

 

[minxnim]

see what i mean guyz?!?!?!?!? WTF SAD AMANDA

 

[xfer]

i'm pretty sure Saddam was from the Hussein family, not the Anda family!!

 

[minxnim]

you're insufferable