HAHAHAHA!!! I was thinking how great it would be for him to continue to live after the brain damage, but then I realized that he would be exactly the same as he is now.... This asshole can't die fast enough for me...
Sometimes, sometimes dreams DO come true!
BOSTON - A cancerous brain tumor caused the seizure Sen. Edward M. Kennedy suffered over the weekend, doctors said Tuesday in a grim diagnosis for one of American politics' most enduring figures.
Suffer? How I hope so! Pour on the suffering. The shit-faces senator from Mass-of-two-shits has had it far too good for far too long.
"He remains in good spirits and full of energy," the doctors for the 76-year-old Massachusetts Democrat said in a statement.
Good spirits, indeed! Bourbon, cognac, vodka, southern comfort, and some of that 180 proof shit dad used to smuggle in from Canada!
His treatment will be decided after more tests but the usual course includes combinations of radiation and chemotherapy.
How about a treatment of strychnine and benzene? That gutter-sucking motherfucker already takes chemotherapy: six martinis for breakfast and twelve bloody marys just to get past 10 a.m.!!
Kennedy has been hospitalized in Boston since Saturday, when he was airlifted from Cape Cod after a seizure at his home.
Airlifted? You mean, there's a plane big enough to haul that pickled whale?
"He has had no further seizures, remains in good overall condition, and is up and walking around the hospital," said the statement by Dr. Lee Schwamm, vice chairman of the Department of Neurology at Massachusetts General Hospital and Dr. Larry Ronan, Kennedy's primary care physician.
Darn it! I hoped he was in extraordinary pain, being given more sedatives than in his usual daily cocktail of 40 prescription pills.
Kennedy's wife and children have been with him each day since he was hospitalized. Senator Kennedy's son, Rep. Patrick Kennedy, D-R.I., plans to stay at the hospital for the time being.
Good! Two fucked up pieces of shit trapped in the hospital, and the fuck AWAY from Washington. Couldn't be better!
President Bush was notified by his staff of Kennedy's diagnosis at 1:20 p.m. "He said he was deeply saddened and would keep Senator Kennedy in his prayers," spokeswoman Dana Perino said.
Why doesn't he keep that traitorous shit-faced monstrosity in his curses? I fuckin would!
Average survival can range from less than a year for very advanced and aggressive types such as glioblastomas or to about five years for different types that are slower growing.
How bout the pain factor? Does it hurt like hell?!
News of the diagnosis hit hard for colleagues on both sides of the aisle.
Why both sides? Shitface is an unforgiving enemy of the Republicans. Today should be a fuckin GOP holiday.
"I'm really sad," former Sen. Bob Kerrey, D-Neb., said when told in a Senate hallway about Kennedy's condition. "He's the one politician who brings tears to my eyes when he speaks."
His speeches bring tears to my eyes, too. Either tears of laughter, as he screws up and bungles his words, or tears of sadness, as he inaugerates another moronic piece of bolshevik legislation.
"I am so deeply saddened I have lost the words," Sen. John Warner, R-Va., said in a Senate hallway. Warner said he and Kennedy had been friends for 40 years. Both served on the Senate Armed Services Committee together.
Both are unrepentant alcoholics, too.
Kennedy, the second-longest serving member of the Senate and a dominant figure in national Democratic Party politics, was elected in 1962, filling out the term won by his brother, John F. Kennedy.
He's been a fucking rash on American politics ever since!
His eldest brother, Joseph, was killed in a World War II airplane crash. President Kennedy was assassinated in 1963 and his brother Robert was assassinated in 1968.
How come nobody ever wanted to bump off this vile dog?
Kennedy is active for his age, maintaining an aggressive schedule on Capitol Hill and across Massachusetts. He has made several campaign appearances for Sen. Barack Obama in February, and most recently last month.
Of course! Huge amounts of alcohol and uppers keep the massive prick on the go.
Kennedy, the senior senator from Massachusetts and the Senate's second-longest serving member, was re-elected in 2006 and is not up for election again until 2012. Were he to resign or die in office, state law requires a special election for the seat no sooner than 145 days and no later than 160 days after the vacancy occurs.
Its okay, he can lie in a hospital bed for the next four years, drooling away. That fuckin piece of shit!
Jurched
