I cannot help myself...

[lizard]

I think this Schwarzenegger thing is so bizarre as to defy description...but for some horrible reason, there is a flaw in me which is making me speak like Ahnold today. I'm not so egotistical that I could lauch Oct. 7 as an annual "Speak Like ahnold Schwarzenegger Day" but it is so stupid.

my day has been full of comments like

"gif me dat dayta cd, if you vish I vill burn a copy for you"

and I've been thinking things like "vow, can I like paw your buttocks, dat is some caboooose."

 

[azal]

yesterday I saw an old photo of him flexing with his fat, nazi penis dangling about.





sayin'

 

[lizard]

ugh

were his scrotal bits all shriveled due to massive steroid abuse?

 

[xfer]

i would just like to point out that i would never refer to Arnold's penis as "fat", or any other word connoting largeness in any way.

 

[lizard]

I prefer to think of only my own club-like manhood. If all penii looks as mine does, I would be gay in a heartbeat.