i have a CONFESSION to make. in grade school, it was ME who was the PHANTOM SHITTER

[xfer]

my favourite was this one kid who didn't ever use verbs. like he'd get up in religion class (yeah, i went to catholic school) and say, "YOU ALL STUPID. JESUS BLACK." i don't know if that was his shtick, or if he was unclear on the concept of verbs, or what.

 

[FuSoYa]

His name was Keeyon Pope! I just tried to Google search him and see what he's done with himself since then, but unsurprisingly the search returned no results.

 

[xfer]

see, all i have to do is mention the VERBLESS WONDER and people remember who I'm talking about!

 

[FuSoYa]

Are we snobby, elitist, or just mean?

 

[FrostGiant]

Yes.

 

[minxnim]

i for one, am totally snobby. (for no good reason)

this phantom shit thing is gross. not because it's shit, but because i think it's a sign of major personality disorders later in life? like, sociopathology?

 

[xfer]

I think it's gross because it's shit.

 

[FuSoYa]

the highlight was when i shit in a perfect ring in the middle of the floor.

I guess I also should mention that this must have been quite an assload. The only times I ever shit anywhere close to enough to make a ring are when I've been constipated for a week, take some ex lax, and then bust ass.

Also I will note that busting ass on ex lax sometimes makes your shit have a placenta. Like, a membrane of mucus around it.

Here is an alien placenta:

 

[minxnim]

i can no longer deal with this thread.

 

[deadair]

Originally posted by FuSoYa
and then bust ass.

some of your best posting ever...

 

[xfer]

a legacy to future generations of posters.

 

[deadair]

it's ture... very true