I have jury duty at roxbury district court tomorrow

[FuSoYa]

What kind of case might I possibly have to sit on?

 

[FuSoYa]

hint: think teenagers who like to fire guns in public places to flex their toughness who accidentally hit 3-year-old children in the face

 

[FuSoYa]

hint: i am voting guilty

 

[FuSoYa]

"Jewelry Duty"

 

[xfer]

i wish jurors could mandate sentences, too.

 

[xfer]

and no, i wasn't just criticizing toby's posting brevity.

 

[FalseTodd]

Can you say "plea bargain"?

 

[TheNewChupe]

i wish jurors could mandate sentences, too.

sentencing would be MUCH more interesting that way.
"Make him eat a bunch of undead triops eggs that will hatch inside him and then make a giant genetically engineered triops monster eat him so he's eaten from the inside and out!!"


(please ignore the notion that triops are possibly not carnivores)

 

[Steve]

What the fuck? When did this happen? I'm srprised the media didn't jump on it... they're always reporting on worthless stuff, and they seem to love anythign with violent teens...

 

[screwdriverqueen]

(please ignore the notion that triops are possibly not carnivores)

oh yes they are. oh yes.

 

[xfer]

incidentally, this is where i had my jury duty. if you walk to the left out the courthouse door and cross the big broad street, there's a SUPER-sketchy-looking Caribbean restaurant that serves bright yellow stewed goat or chicken curry (Jamaican curry. No relation to Indian) that's actually quite good, and only like seven bucks.

 

[TheNewChupe]

so was justice served?

 

[lizard]