I havn't had a drop of alcohol...

i've got all kinds of alcohol lately, i think i have 4 or 5 bottles of my own for the first time in a while! i was trying to decide whether to spend a LOT of money on some funny-named 100% agave (?) tequila, couldn't remember if it got the endorsements of the serious drinkers around here
 
I had a beer last night.

haha, does anyone know any alcoholics? I mean real, genuine, get-the-shakes-if-they-don't-drink-for-a-few-days types? I used to feel bad for those people but now I just laugh. Is that mean?

I'm gettin' the shakes! And I'm gettin' the fries, too!
 
yeah, the wifes grandfather is a bona-fide. im never seen him have symptoms of withdrawal like you describe because ive never seen him stop drinking. but dont get the wrong impression, he's a gentleman drinker, not some fat slob beer swiller.
recent exchange:
the wife: "grandpa, have you ever thought of poisoning grandmas drink?"
grandpa: "that would be a waste of perfectly fine liquor."
 
hahahaha that rules.

The "this is what I do" ralcoholics are pretty rad, it's the "I get drunk and stab women" types that are idiots.
 
never known one of those types.
one of my favorite stories is that of the wife's grandpa driving through an intersection on a red light with a martini in one hand and the other with the middle finger extended to fellow motorists
 
hjahahahahahahahahaha

Punchy alcoholics suck. Well one dude only got punchy every so often, but it could be all fucked up. The other dude made me just avoid his space, he was way scary. He'd start drinking and by the 3rd tall can would be on a murder spree. Got arrested for beating up his chick once, which he doesn't remember doing. The idiots I hung out with at the time said "yeah, I'll bet he didn't do it." :rolleyes: