I hear this movie is going to suck...

[avi]

if I can't make it through 5 minutes, chances are it's shit

 

[Helm]

Alexander had sex with whatever was alive and in proximity. So the idiots that are outraged due to his protrayal as a bisexual in this movie need to study their history a bit.

However, this movie will probably suck because a) Farell. It's not that I have a big issue with his acting, but you have to be really really good to pull off such a role. A big penis doesn't help, significantly b) Stone's not made any good films in ages. Didn't like Natural Born Killers either.

What would be funny would be to have everybody in the movie speak in an outrageous greeklish accent throughout.

 

[Firedwarf]

I heard they played up the gay thing too much. My friend told me that "75% of the movie is gay tension between Colin Ferrel and these other guys."

And Colin Ferrel sucks and Angelina Jolie sucks too, so yeah.

 

[azal]

I had no idea he had a huge cock though.

thanks for the 'heads up" helm!

 

[Helm]

Azal saves thread. Details at nine.

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

haha.(!)

 

[capeda]

Angelina Jolie has nice lips.

 

[kleo706]

Near to the east
In a part of ancient greece
In an ancient land called macedonia
Was born a son
To philip of macedon
The legend his name was alexander

At the age of nineteen
He became the macedon king
And he swore to free all of asia minor
By the aegian sea
In 334 b.c.
He utterly beat the armies of persia

Alexander the great
His name struck fear into hearts of men
Alexander the great
Became a legend ’mongst mortal men

King darius the third
Defeated fled persia
The scythians fell by the river of jaxartes
Then egypt fell to the macedon king as well
And he founded the city called alexandria

By the tigris river
He met king darius again
And crushed him again at the battle of arbela
Entering babylon
And susa treasures he found
Took persepolis the capital of persia

Alexander the great
His name struck fear into hearts of men
Alexander the great
Became a God ’mongst mortal men

A phrygian king had bound a chariot yoke
And alexander cut the ’gordian knot’
And the legend said that who untied the knot
He would become the master of asia

Helonism he spread far and wide
The macedonian learned mind
Their culture was a western way of life
He paved the way for christianity

Marching on marching on

The battle weary marching side by side
Alexander’s army line by line
They wouldn’t follow him to india
Tired of the combat, pain and the glory

Alexander the great
His name struck fear into hearts of men
Alexander the great
He died of fever in babylon

 

[xfer]

i'm trying to convince my parents to go see this tonight instead of (ugh) NATIONAL TREASURE

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

I think National Treasure does have an interesting plot and it looks kind of cool. But I can't say whether or not they pull it off that well. I also don't like Nicholas Cage.

 

[avi]

I think you lose either way between those two movies