I just heard the most retarded thing ever

[Abryl]

What bout my sig?

For the 1000th time: It sucks!

 

[MRBEAST]

For the 1000th time: It sucks!

this ones throat looks like an asshole!

 

[MRBEAST]

I have that power.

yer scareing me

 

[anonymousnick2001]

this ones throat looks like an asshole!

You must've been traumatized by quite a few torn-up assholes.

 

[MRBEAST]

no im traumatised that i cant find anyone i want to tear up mine

 

[anonymousnick2001]

I know a 6'11" 300lbs. black dude named Turner Brown who'll gladly tear your asshole. He might accidentally bust a nut somewhere in your upper small intestine if he's horny and extended enough.

 

[Iced In Flames]

Turner Brown!!!

 

[anonymousnick2001]

Turner Brown.

\m/

 

[MRBEAST]

you forgot the 14 inch penis part

 

[anonymousnick2001]

That part was implied.

 

[Cortavenas]

And the other board got gay?

 

[Profanity]

yes.

 

[Cortavenas]

I beg to differ.

 

[Iced In Flames]

Then proceed.

 

[Profanity]

I beg to differ.

What do you think happened then?