I just saved you all...

[Melb_shredder]

From what I can only describe as Corn kernals glued together with brown...
It was from out of this world... The stench, the look, the texture, the feeling of emptiness and separation as it left me!

I've never been so proud! But I admit, something of this caliber should never be thrown to the world, it may end up in the wrong hands! So down it went... Its body breaking/ twisting/ coming apart as it coursed into the unknown.... No photo to mark it's futile moments in its vile watery cocoon.

Just thought I'd share

 

[JMarz]

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[Melb_shredder]

Can't! Like I said... too painful to keep, to painful to flush away!

 

[Cyanide_Anima]

epic.

 

[spioraid]

You know, I hardly use language but I gotta say this is the only place online where I feel like guys give a shit.

Literally and metaphorically. Where else would there be a thread about taking an epic dump? At the same time having positive responses? Need I remind you guys of the epic "do you take a piss in the shower?" thread?

Bro fives for everyone.

 

[Uladyne]

You could totally write some deep profound lyrics about this event, and if they're vague enough people would have no idea what you're talking about. You should do it. If you don't I will. But I suck at metaphors so it might get too graphic if I do it. You should do it.

 

[Melb_shredder]

Hmm! Maybe I CAN lyricise about it! Will do guys! Thanks
And I too love this forum for such things.. First time OP for this though! It was pretty therapeutic haha!

 

[Nebulous]

LMAO, so......how about that Black Majesty gig you have coming up?

 

[Chris_P_Critter]

With great power, comes great responsibility.

I am glad you flushed dude.

 

[Strangedogs]

I got a woodie...

 

[MarcusGHedwig]

Must...resist...urge...to post epic dump pic (again )

 

[Limak]

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