(1) the UPS guy was outside and his nose was so red it made me giggle and then he was like 'it's not funny!' like he totally knew what i was laughing at.
(2) i was made privy to how they change the lightbulbs on the really high ceilings here (with a long stick with a plunger thingie on the end of it)
(2) i was made privy to how they change the lightbulbs on the really high ceilings here (with a long stick with a plunger thingie on the end of it)