I killed me a sasquatch

[PowerBlade]

So, this morning I went hunting with my uncle. About 2 hours into it, my uncle spotted what he thought was a bear, until it stood up straight. It was a fucking sasquatch, no lie. After starring at each other in utter confusion for about 30 seconds I decided to take the shot. We have the corpse of it, and have reported our findings to the wildlife federation. I will update later on with pics for everyone.

 

[the_fiend]

Post a pic of a sasquatch, whatever that is. I don't know what it means and i don't want to google for it. Too many tabs open right now.

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

bet it was yer neighbor, afterall, you're all danes, you all look saquatch-ish

 

[vikk]

conspiracy theories doesn't work if no one gives a shit about you

 

[(The bass player)]

So, this morning I went hunting with my uncle. About 2 hours into it, my uncle spotted what he thought was a bear, until it stood up straight. It was a fucking sasquatch, no lie. After starring at each other in utter confusion for about 30 seconds I decided to take the shot. We have the corpse of it, and have reported our findings to the wildlife federation. I will update later on with pics for everyone.

Make sure you give the sasquatch a muslim funeral and bury the body at sea before you show it to anyone so Nicolas can come up with a conspiracy about it

 

[Krow]

Be a man. Eat it.

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

documented sasquatch cases always show they live in places where there are mountains so nah, it's fake he killed a dane.

 

[PowerBlade]

Make sure you give the sasquatch a muslim funeral and bury the body at sea before you show it to anyone so Nicolas can come up with a conspiracy about it

That's what I'm trying to say. Just because I tell you something doesn't mean you believe it...

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

hehe

 

[(The bass player)]

That's what I'm trying to say. Just because I tell you something doesn't mean you believe it...

But then again, Sasquatch did not mastermind a terrorist attack to kill thousands of american civilians either....

 

[Krow]

You cant prove to us that you didnt kill a sasquatch, either.

 

[PowerBlade]

...

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

I think the sasquatch has the same chances to be the mastermind of such plan as osama

 

[PowerBlade]

^True

 

[isolation_years]

documented sasquatch cases always show they live in places where there are mountains so nah, it's fake he killed a dane.

this thread is awful

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Really need to get on removing a certain users ability to create threads.

 

[PowerBlade]

No one told you to look in here you douche

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Haven't you heard? My nationality alone forces me to irrationally chase after all traces of sasquatch each and every day. At least you're embarrassing yourself under your actual user name now.

 

[PowerBlade]

Did you even read the thread?

My actual user name?

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

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