I know everyone is wondering, so I will tell you

yes, kleo really is a twisted version of the king of munchkinland.
Hey, I may be 3'2" but I still managed to toss you to the ground and conduct a thorough cavity search for my ice cream, pie, and prog bands!

and yes, he DID bring a box of latex gloves.
he must have forgotten the KY though

Actually, I didn't. It just happens that I didn't like your wussy assed attempt at manliness through facial hair.

xoxoxo
-k-