I laughed my ass off

Eramaajarvi · Jun 19, 2002

Where are you when you see an honest lawyer?

- You are high.

Sadistik · Jun 19, 2002

Gums · Jun 19, 2002

A joke. He's saying that no lawyers are honest, and if you think that a lawyer is honest, its because you've smoked THE DRUGS

and are high at the time

My dad is a lawyer

uke:

IcedEarth556 · Jun 19, 2002

I enjoy jokes!!! I am not being sarcastic I really do.

Eramaajarvi · Jun 20, 2002

Originally posted by Gums
A joke. He's saying that no lawyers are honest, and if you think that a lawyer is honest, its because you've smoked THE DRUGS and are high at the time

My dad is a lawyer uke:

Shit.. sorry, I meant no personal offence to anyone!

But really, post some jokes! But short ones, those are the best!

Here's an old one for the Aborted one here:

How many bassplayers do you need to change the light bulb?
- 10. One to hold it and 9 to booze till the room starts spinning.

Eramaajarvi · Jun 20, 2002

P.S. I'm female.

Sadistik · Jun 20, 2002

whast do you have when you have 3 lawyers buried up to their necks in shit?

Eramaajarvi · Jun 21, 2002

Aborted Fetus · Jun 24, 2002

Originally posted by Eramaajarvi

Here's an old one for the Aborted one here:

How many bassplayers do you need to change the light bulb?
- 10. One to hold it and 9 to booze till the room starts spinning.

What the.... I'll have you know that the bass players in most bands are the coolest and smartest guys. Not to mention the most talented and humble and down to earth. Yessir. Just ask Jonas. He'll agree with me.

stargazer · Jun 24, 2002

You are absolutely right!

Eramaajarvi · Jun 24, 2002

I agree, I'm an intend-to-be bassist

gothErika® · Jul 9, 2002

Eramaajarvi is absolutely the most mature person I've ever seen on these UM boards.
even the jokes she posts shows that...
how old is she ?14? damn... I'm 14.... Eramaajarvi I am your fan

opacity · Jul 10, 2002

we all bow to eramaajarvi

gothErika® · Jul 10, 2002

Yeah

Hail Eramaajarvi!! Hail!!!

opacity · Jul 10, 2002

hell
@era: nothing personal , it's just my knees are hurt fast, and if I had to kneel down so much, it's.... hell

Eramaajarvi · Jul 11, 2002

Originally posted by gothErika®
Eramaajarvi is absolutely the most mature person I've ever seen on these UM boards.
even the jokes she posts shows that...
how old is she ?14? damn... I'm 14.... Eramaajarvi I am your fan

Okay, I don't know if this is a sarcastic remark, but I don't care!!!

:lol:

Hylian · Jul 12, 2002

Andrea: You're a soprano right?

Conductor to orchestra at the beginning of a rehearsal:
"Please get your pencils out...we have some marking to do on this score:
The first two bars are in 3/4, not 4/4 as written.
Next, in the 5th bar, change it to 7/8 and this remains to the end.
Now, in bar 7 we lower the pitch 1/2 step.
In bar 13, lower the pitch one whole step and this will remain to the end.
Thank you. Now, let us begin."

Soprano soloist: "Excuse me, Maestro. What would you like for me to change?"

Conductor: "Nothing, madam. Just sing it exactly as you did yesterday."

What's the difference between a soprano and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.

What's the difference between a soprano and a pirhana? One of them wears lipstick.