i love when i feel totally fucking EQUIPPED

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I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
Nov 8, 2001
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like my multiple pockets and my shoulder bag are full of flashlights, batteries, books, magazines, food, toiletries, knives, drinks, a cord, CDs, paper, pens, keys, money, lighters, condoms, Sharpies, random pieces of metal, etc etc

like i just typed GET ALL WEAR ALL PUT ALL BAG on a MUD or something
 
you need a battle ready English war hammer, circa 1500.

"With the increasing sturdiness of plate armor, the sword became less and less effective against a fully armored knight. Axes and maces soon became the weapon of choice for hand-to-hand combat of the mounted knight. The war hammer quickly evolved and became one of the premier weapons. Generally, it was lighter than the mace, and faster. Often it was made somewhat longer, so that the reach could be extended, but also shortened if need be. Width-head to spike- 6 1/2" * Wt.- 1 3/4 lbs.

I used to keep a baseball bat next to my bed to attack burglars with but now I have my war hammer!
 
I think I'd probably be more afraid of some nutty dude swinging a war hammer than some guy with a gun. but then again, who knows?

I keep a t-ball bat under my bed, just in case.
 
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