I met with a loan officer today

[avi]

and a mortgage broker.

I am officially on track to buy a house in the next few months. crazy shit! I have a feeling that things could move insanely fast, so who knows how long it'll take until we find the right place?

 

[chupe666]

nice! you'll probably find 'the one' when you least expect it.

 

[FuSoYa]

and a week after moving in, the water will mysteriously come on in the middle of the night, there'll be a weird dead animal smell, and scary phrases will begin to appear written on the walls in a strange red substance... wait.. can that be ______...?

 

[xfer]

if avi dies in a haunting incident this board will have so much cred

 

[chupe666]

i wanna play a zombie in this film. i work on my zombie stare/drool at every staff meeting so it's come a long way.

 

[avi]

maybe we'll be moved into our new (haunted) house by the time KD comes on tour. It's a distinct possibility.

Can you buy ghost/poltergeist insurance?

 

[Baliset]

i wanna be a zombie too

 

[Baliset]

ps. avi i hope that if you end up in a haunted house its populated by nice ghosts who you know pullout a chair for you and your wife when you guys sit down for dinner or opens the door to let the dogs out if they have to go to the bathroom.

 

[avi]

I hope so, too. Especially since I'll be working from home and could probably use an extra hand now and then.

 

[xfer]

HOUSE

 

[avi]

exactly.

 

[FuSoYa]

maybe the phantoms will haunt the homebrew a.k.a. the "booze"

 

[chupe666]

oh man. that was reaching, but it still works.


also, our lives are so exciting: we just bought life insurance. my goal is to work the zombie angle and collect on the policy myself, in total zombification fashion.
"So you say you died?"
"MUUUNNNNHHHH"
"I'll have to have an adjustor look at this, I don't think we've ever had that happen before. This could be a precedent."
"BRAINS."
"Would you like to look into a dismemberment policy while you're here?"

 

[avi]

tomorrow we actually go out with a realtor to check out some houses.