I Miss My Dumpster Lover

sorry Juney I got arrested for pickle whacking in the dumpster behind Hooters on Eastlake. My heart still belongs to you but I was tempted by big breasted trailer girls in hot pants and tight t-shirts that highlighted their baby feeding twins of love and nurturing.Meet me at Taco Bell . I miss your hot pocket.
 
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umm hey it cut off her head...who cares anyway right, wuhahahahah.
 
the dumspter behind KFC. I just love it when the day old chicken parts get slathered in the Pizza Hut greasey sauce. Dumpy, you are the blood spots in my eggs, the curdle in my milk, the hard cartilidge nuggets in my sausage.
I miss your slovenly seasoning in my home/dumpster cooked delights.
 

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