i really hate this 'millar'

[FuSoYa]

DIE.

 

[FuSoYa]

Did you guys know the Red Sox are moving to the Philippines next year?

They're changing their name to the Manila Folders.

 

[Baliset]

what exactly are you talking about?

 

[FuSoYa]

I'm talking about how I could play better baseball with my dick tied around my ankles.

 

[FalseTodd]

If only such a thing were possible.



Also, I'd love to see Toby magically teleported into the current game as pitcher.

"And Driver steps up to the mound...Appears to be a problem with his jersey....is that...is that urine? It is! Here comes the pitch. Still traveling.



...



...



We'll be back from commercial just as soon as Driver's fastball reaches the plate."

 

[ChromeLife]

I'm talking about how I could play better baseball with my dick tied around my ankles.

Isnt that a lyric off the new album?

 

[xfer]

COWBOY UP!

 

[Novembers Paul]

It's for the best. The Red Sox would stand no chance against the Cubs.

Tonight, we clinch it.

Go Chicago

 

[FalseTodd]

It's gonna be really annoying to see the Yankees win the Series again.

 

[FuSoYa]

 

[azal]

sports.

 

[avi]

oh why did the bay area teams have to totally blow it? i guess at least that means no big earthquake again this year.

 

[xfer]

 

[Baliset]

i have to admit this is the first time toby has ever shown a care for the sporting world. this scares me.

i am hoping for the best with the Cubs but i mean...

they fucking blew it last night.

 

[xfer]

whoa i was assuming toby was joking. QUIPPING, if you will.

 

[xfer]

from what i hear, the cubs didn't blow it so much as their portly white middle-aged fans did.

 

[Novembers Paul]

I spoke too soon. One chance for the Cubs left, and being a Chicago fan, i'm pretty used to the grand choke. A gane like last night is the reason I've always hated team sports.

 

[Baliset]

that is definitely true that is was more the fan who started the ball rolling but i mean the fan didn't have anything to do with the 6 other runs the marlins scored over two innings.

 

[FuSoYa]

what happened with the cubs game that you guys are referring to? i didn't watch it. (I watched Disney's Aladdin instead)

 

[TheNewChupe]

Tonight, we clinch it.

Go Chicago

headline in Chicago Tribune:

"Local metal crooner jinxes Cubbies' World Series hopes!
Fans' chants of 'Wait'll next year!' already surfacing"