I Support President Bush

[lizard]

after reading this gem From U.S. News & World Report:

He loves to cuss, gets a jolly when a mountain biker wipes out trying to keep up with him, and now we're learning that the first frat boy loves flatulence jokes. A top insider let that slip when explaining why President Bush is paranoid around women, always worried about his behavior. But he's still a funny, earthy guy who, for example, can't get enough of fart jokes. He's also known to cut a few for laughs, especially when greeting new young aides.​

 

[Chromatose]

If he would have farted into a mic at a debate, I would've voted for him.

 

[lizard]

the thing is one of these days he's going to be cutting a few for a new aide and he's going to shit in his pants.

 

[Chromatose]

He probably doesn't even have time for taking a dump, being the president and all.. busy busy guy, so likely he wears diapers anyway

 

[Reign in Acai]

How are Bush's daughters looking these days?

 

[lizard]

Jenna and NotJenna

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Id do both of his daughters. Espcially over Kerry's daughters anyday. Ewwwwwww

 

[Reign in Acai]

Not Jenna is pretty damn cute. Jenna in this pic resembles Conspiciously Absent.

 

[lizard]

LOL

 

[cthulufhtagn]

must have been cold in that room

 

[Reign in Acai]

must have been cold in that room

If only exposing a breast, were as effective as holding up a sign, towards bringing home the troops...

 

[NAD]

haha calling her NotJenna still makes me giggle.

My mom says if W. threw a BBQ she would totally go to it and have fun, but as president he sucks. I have a tendency to agree.

 

[Guthrum]

He's also known to cut a few for laughs, especially when greeting new young aides.[/INDENT]

"Mr. President, it's an honor to meet you! Wait, was that...did you just fart?"

You know it would make headlines if he sharted while doing that.

Bathroom humor > everything

 

[lizard]

Aide: Excuse me, Mr. President, did you just fart?
Bush: No, it must have been Condoleeza *snicker*.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Condoleeza: .........Yes, Mr. President

 

[SonOfNun]

re-read each of lizard's posts and glance over at his avatar after each one. bwhahahasahjahfd.

 

[Demonspell]

Bush does like he's having some intestinal leakage in that avatar...apologies for the image.

 

[lizard]

He looks like Condoleeze just let loose with a silent but deadly

 

[Guthrum]

My history teacher used to make that face all the time, plus he had a speech impediment. It was hilarious.

*EDIT*

Here's a fun bit of information. Farting is also known as floating an air biscuit. Shitting your pants when you go to fart is known as floating an air biscuit with butter, or a buttered air biscuit, if you will.