It was here earlier today and is gone now. It appears somebody walked in and picked it up and left. I will find out who took it though. And they will pay in PAIN!! I make no promises regarding the preservation of their health if I do find them.
I think my wallet has been stolen out of my room
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Well, my boy... or, girl, if you prefer. I am very sorry to hear of this news, although a world sans this sort of vexation is a world I do not belong in.
DO NOT TAKE UP ARMS, is my immediate advice for you. At least, not yet. When the perpetrator is properly identified, only then do I suggest you dust off the nine iron and take it to the offender's twelth and eighteenth vertebrae, in order to enact your customized brand of primitive justice.
Nevertheless, the process of elimination has already begun, and I am already on your case.
No thanks are necessary for my time; I am quite happy to oblige.
- The Idea Professor
DO NOT TAKE UP ARMS, is my immediate advice for you. At least, not yet. When the perpetrator is properly identified, only then do I suggest you dust off the nine iron and take it to the offender's twelth and eighteenth vertebrae, in order to enact your customized brand of primitive justice.
Nevertheless, the process of elimination has already begun, and I am already on your case.
No thanks are necessary for my time; I am quite happy to oblige.
- The Idea Professor
UPDATE: Wallet has been found in a stairwell. Money is gone, but I only had five bucks in there anyway, which is lucky because usually I have a lot more than that but thanks to the Nile concert I dropped about 60 bucks this week. I'm just glad to have it back.
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