i wish the convenient store i am about to walk to (for coffee)

[goatschool]

had a special heated display rack that had rows and rows of mcdonald's fries.

i refuse to give that corporation any money but these racks would smell awesome and i'd warm my hands in the vaguely yellow-orange lamps.

i'd still leave as a miserable bastard (12 yrs of vegetarianism crumbles at the scent of fried beef tallow) but it would be worth it.

 

[goatschool]

in fact, i apologize for this thread way in advance.

 

[xfer]

GOATSCHOOL WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
GOATSCHOOL WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
GOATSCHOOL WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
GOATSCHOOL WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

HE WENT TO ART SCHOOL WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER
HE WANTED TO BE A PAINTER
GOATSCHOOL WAS A VEGETARIAN
HE WAS ALSO A NON-SMOKER

GOATSCHOOL WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
GOATSCHOOL WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
GOATSCHOOL WAS A SENSITIVE MAN
GOATSCHOOL WAS A SENSITIVE MAN

 

[lizard]

 

[minxnim]

hi nick

 

[goatschool]

hi!

i still haven't gone yet, but will in a few minutes.

 

[minxnim]

nick i just did something really stupid

 

[goatschool]

what... did you do?

 

[goatschool]

geh, she leaves me hanging.

 

[xfer]

whoa, that was a precognitive post.

 

[goatschool]

alright i'm confused.

 

[minxnim]

ugh dude i just totally told off this girl i work with i mean, i guess i had a reason but i shouldnt have said anything i should have just forwarded the issue to my boss. but like, my receptionist called in sick today (her daughter is dying of cancer) and this girl irys (sp?) says 'if you're a receptionist, you have to come in! we should fire her!' and i just raged. i mean, venomous hatred and anger and evil and everyone was like WHOOOOOAAA laughing but like.... woops. i feel really really stupid now.

i just feel psychotically defensive about my receptionist's job

 

[goatschool]

preps just walk it off. it'll be okay, the receptionist, etc.

you need to knead, you know? corn muffin will help.

also, monster therapy:

gamera (the giant turtle) recently fought a monster named, oddly enough, IRYS:

 

[goatschool]

prep would you like some banana bread from the store? i can get you that, and some chewing gum, and some tea.

 

[minxnim]

i hope that monster burned irys's face off. also, i shook my fist at her and said told her to say it to d's face next time or she'd 'get one of these'. omg i'm out of control.

i need to meditate for like 8 weeks and not work at all

 

[minxnim]

banana bread has eggs and stuff get me two packs of luckies and a red bull 40 thnx

 

[minxnim]

 

[goatschool]

!

you got it, brb

 

[minxnim]

that is a bunny yawn n stretch. freddy does it too. after he does that, he rolls on his back and sticks his feet way into the air then flips back over really fast and his tail goes up and down a few times.

 

[lizard]

that sounds fun. I've never had a bunny.