I wonder, how stupid are we getting?

[Fenrir13]

So i'm watching TV and an ad comes on for this sleep drug. It describes it, blah blah blah, until it gets to the end, and tells the side effects.

'Side effects may include headaches, dizziness, unpleasant taste, and drowsiness".

Thank the nine hells they told me my sleep medicine might make me drowsy as a side effect. That's one i DON'T want.

 

[Wings of a dream]

That's why you shouldn't take pills!

 

[enjoi17]

 

[derek]

rampant sex normally cures insomnia. Providing there is no snuggling afterwards cause if an arm is blocking a comfortable sleeping position during that 5 minute window of being completley fucking shattered then it doesnt work.

 

[-Gavin-]

rampant sex normally cures insomnia. Providing there is no snuggling afterwards cause if an arm is blocking a comfortable sleeping position during that 5 minute window of being completley fucking shattered then it doesnt work.

Thats why you should always keep a post-sex-hack saw under the pillow.

 

[derek]

psssht. OR i could just deflate her

 

[-Gavin-]

LOOL

 

[The Soulforged]

psssht. OR i could just deflate her

 

[Valerie]

psssht. OR i could just deflate her

You owned yourself.

 

[derek]

You owned yourself.

Well, 6 nights of engaging in whisky fuelled sex romps with you entitles me to one night of emotion free sex with a blow up doll.

 

[Fenrir13]

And yet another innocent thread tainted by the wonderful minds of this board.
and i thought I was bad...all I want is someone willing to have sex with me while i wear the barbed wire bracelets. Not the blow up doll perversion!

 

[The Soulforged]

o well that is not hard jsut come to wisconsin

 

[derek]

Hey...i'll ride you to high heaven and back BECAUSE you have barbed wire bracelets. Us scotmen can take pain, and we enjoy it.

 

[The Soulforged]

you 2 get the horny award for today actually final product gets it every day

 

[AlexiFollower]

barbed wire bracelets, never thought of that one

 

[-Gavin-]

and i thought I was bad...all I want is someone willing to have sex with me while i wear the barbed wire bracelets. Not the blow up doll perversion!

I'll do it.

 

[derek]

you 2 get the horny award for today actually final product gets it every day

I like to make sex jokes. I'm far from horny.

 

[Fenrir13]

damn, these people are just lining up. And i thought getting laid at a Scandinavian bar was easy. Oh, and the necklace as well.

 

[AlexiFollower]

 

[derek]

Our scottish baws makes us constantly alert to a lady in need. What can we say?