I wonder what secret people read this messageboard.

[FuSoYa]

username: ImNoHippy

 

[ImNoHippy]

username: RyanToo

do i have to respond to read? i'm an asshole if i respond to inside jokes, but i'm also an asshole if i just sit on the outside and interject at my own descretion. i get it.

 

[Baliset]

no one's calling you an asshole...

...except Sam.

 

[ImNoHippy]

yeah fuck sam.

 

[Baliset]

my plan is to get you two to fight eventually. the seeds have been sown. ha!

 

[lizard]

you are machiavellian.

 

[FalseTodd]

Greg might think he's the one pulling the strings, but when DJ realizes he's been duped and by whom, and subsequently mutes Greg during every solo at every show, the true Shadowy Manipulator will throw back his hood, revealing a red beard and a demonic smile, and he will laugh and be unassailable.

 

[Baliset]

until greg drops an anvil on said unassailable head and red beard.

 

[FalseTodd]

The day I see you capable of picking up and raising an anvil to 6 feet on your own is the day I'll gladly put my head under it.

 

[lizard]

now we're moving into itchy and scratchy territory! yay!

 

[Baliset]

did i say anvil? i meant vat of sulfuric acid.

 

[avi]

um, liquids are heavy too dude

 

[FalseTodd]

The day you can find and procure a large amount of sulfuric acid and transport it without spilling it on yourself is the day I will go to a hotel for awhile and not tell you where I'm staying.

 

[FuSoYa]

"transport it without spilling it on yourself"

 

[FalseTodd]

I can't wait to get to say "remember when greg put his elbow in the vat of sulfuric acid?"

 

[Baliset]

maybe i should just hire some goons to do my dirty work for me.

except maybe not those goons...

 

[FalseTodd]

a) I'm not scared of Pumpkin
b) I'm not scared of Goons that release albums called "Needle Nardle Noo!"

 

[lizard]

"digitally remastered"!!!!!!!!

 

[FalseTodd]

Yeah the poor mastering job of "Needle, nardle, noo!" was for sure one of the great tragedies of the analog era.

 

[Baliset]

do you like sam's unwillingness to be torn asunder by my various means of destruction?