"if you're really from Boston, how come you don't know this guy I e-know named alex whose brother plays in a band with this one guy whose brother used to play in your band?"
"is it true that stephen brodsky is the real-life harry potter and he used magic to get carson daly to not hit on all of you?"
"if a rock and your band were dropped from the empire state building at the same time, which would hit the ground first?"
"why does the color scheme from the new album remind me of carrot-flavored baby food?"