ideas for cave in interview for indieworkshop.com

Have you ever been to Cheers and if so was Norm there? And what was up with those guys sitting in a bar from 10 in the morning to bar close? That's a little ridiculous. And how come they always stopped in and had a beer on their lunch break? What the hell?
 
ahah frostgiant clearly doesn't live in boston.

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"if you're really from Boston, how come you don't know this guy I e-know named alex whose brother plays in a band with this one guy whose brother used to play in your band?"

"is it true that stephen brodsky is the real-life harry potter and he used magic to get carson daly to not hit on all of you?"

"if a rock and your band were dropped from the empire state building at the same time, which would hit the ground first?"

"why does the color scheme from the new album remind me of carrot-flavored baby food?"