if children of bodom had to change there name

If the band was formed today (or any time after 2003) they would be called something else than Children Of Bodom, and they would not be influenced a tiny bit by lakes or forests or Reapers. They would not have the same aura or legendary feel at all without the early albums. Today they'd probably be called Booze Brothers.
 
What about pedo mothers? It's my greatest mischief I never came across any. Tell me more while I type with one hand.
 
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