If we hired an animal in the band

[Briody]

I just listened to a deathmetal band that has a parrot for a singer

http://www.reptilianrecords.com/reptilian/hatebeek.html

If Jag Panzer added an animal in the band, which one should it be?

 

[Jean-Pierre]

Add a gaggle of Wolves, just don't forget to unchain them.

 

[chrisTheNinjaPirate]

I'm going for the sun bear

 

[Zac]

The Sun Bear for sure...for the Euro tours

 

[MoshMaster]

A pack or horses so you can ride down to Los Angeles and play a kickin' show. ;D

 

[Fangface]

An eagle for Harry during one specific song

 

[Aias]

Wow Mark, tell Harry we'll miss him!

 

[Iced In Flames]

The Sun Bear sounds quite cool. Could make for some awesome after show activities as well.

 

[Jax]

Yeah go with the sun bear

 

[Harry(not the Tyrant)]

Add a gaggle of Wolves, just don't forget to unchain them.

What the hell.Adolf Fuckin'Hitler on this forum??

 

[Jean-Pierre]

What the hell.Adolf Fuckin'Hitler on this forum??

The "wolves" thing was a Destroyer 666 reference. The Hitler sig is a joke, obviously.

 

[Harry(not the Tyrant)]

Oh i see, he is the ape of the animal poll,he,he.

 

[Chris_Broderick]

Well, there are a bunch of us Jackasses in the band. EEEE AHHHH
and I'm the biggest one!
Chris.

 

[MetalSteph]

Well, there are a bunch of us Jackasses in the band. EEEE AHHHH
and I'm the biggest one!
Chris.

uhhhhhhhhhh.......... no comment.

 

[Harry(not the Tyrant)]

I definitely would vote for this cat!Check it out!http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=metalcat.wmv

 

[secret_weapon]

I just listened to a deathmetal band that has a parrot for a singer

http://www.reptilianrecords.com/reptilian/hatebeek.html

If Jag Panzer added an animal in the band, which one should it be?

Who are you looking to replace, Mark? Whoever it is, they must not be doing a very good job if they might lose their post to an animal! (although the cat in the vid could probably front a band pretty good... can it play an instrument as well?)

 

[Briody]

Who are you looking to replace, Mark? Whoever it is, they must not be doing a very good job if they might lose their post to an animal! (although the cat in the vid could probably front a band pretty good... can it play an instrument as well?)

It would be an addition, not a replacement. Probably playing something like tambourine (if it's a girl animal). If it's a guy animal we could probably hook it up with a real instrument.

 

[secret_weapon]

It would be an addition, not a replacement. Probably playing something like tambourine (if it's a girl animal). If it's a guy animal we could probably hook it up with a real instrument.

I dunno.... some might find that a bit sexist. Besides, if it's a guy animal, couldn't it just play the skin flute? :Spin:

 

[Briody]

I dunno.... some might find that a bit sexist. Besides, if it's a guy animal, couldn't it just play the skin flute? :Spin:

Some people find animals playing instruments sexy?????? What the.....

Oh wait, you said sexist. Never mind.

 

[secret_weapon]

Some people find animals playing instruments sexy?????? What the.....

Oh wait, you said sexist. Never mind.

A little Spinal Tap humor, eh? Cool! ("These only go up to eleven...") When you recruit this animal, how about putting out an album with an all black cover.? Oh, wait, Metallica already ripped off that idea (sort of). How about offering the gig to Triumph the Insult Comic Dog? Imagine the possibilities! Hmm... Decade of the Nail Spiked Poop, anyone?