if you're scared of bears, this thread is not for you

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Killing Chompy

[font=Times New Roman, Times, serif]Over the course of a single weekend in 1989, Chompy mauled and indiscriminately disfigured thirteen separate campers. By all accounts, her victims were torn apart in ways more horrifying than anyone could ever imagine. Today these individuals are missing limbs and largely confined to wheelchairs, and Chompy's whereabouts are unknown.
A unique alliance has taken place: each year on the anniversary of the attacks, victims return to the scene with rifles and hunting equipment. They all share stories, and they all seek revenge.[/font]

“Bears don't belong out in the wild,” Payton says. “They belong dead or dancing on balls at the circus.”

more at gapingmaw.com!

 

[The Dope]

I love the anti-cripple sentiments expressed by this protester.

 

[xfer]

HOLY SHIT i just got the "Josh Effect" for the first time (where the thread fully loaded, and then suddenly changed to "page cannot be displayed").

ok, back on subject. BEARS.

 

[xfer]

go to the full story to read about bears dragging men around by their penii.

 

[rahvin]

i love bears and i want to hug one, no matter what.

rahvin.

 

[deadair]

I love the anti-cripple sentiments expressed by this protester.

that poster typifies what is wrong with most college aged 'political' people...


sayin'

 

[Static]

Yeah, they gots kinda bad type england skills.

 

[minxnim]

that anti-handicapped thing is blowing my freakin mind. like,. what the hell? seriously? i am sitting here dumbfounded trying to figure out what it's implications could have possibly been in that context?

 

[deadair]

preppy, that is exactly my point...

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Saw a bit on 60 minutes last night about high school kids that staged an anti war walkout. When asked, they said the leader of Iraq was Osama Bin Laden and that we had to stop bombing Iraq NOW because lots of innocent people were dying. Also one girl repeatedly said 'welfare' instead of 'warefare' when asked what she was protesting.

Who wants to move to France with me?

 

[minxnim]

french people were mean to celine. F them.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

celine?

 

[azal]

the only think I hate more than rednecks is crippled rednecks.

 

[xfer]

i think they were trying to say that we have to kill Chompy the bear so she doesn't cripple anyone else.

 

[deadair]

Saw a bit on 60 minutes last night about high school kids that staged an anti war walkout. When asked, they said the leader of Iraq was Osama Bin Laden and that we had to stop bombing Iraq NOW because lots of innocent people were dying. Also one girl repeatedly said 'welfare' instead of 'warefare' when asked what she was protesting.

Who wants to move to France with me?

god, i hate high school kids worse than college kids...

how did the reporters not laugh and slap them in the face?



also, i saw three minutes of "all american girl"... or whatever it's called.

"how many states are in the us?"
"mmm 52?"
"mmm 51"





wow

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

DUDE ANN WATCHED THAT WHOLE THING!!!

who was the first president of the US?

"ummmm...George Bush?"

 

[deadair]

...oh and the next question...

"what counrties boarder the US?"
"mmmm, Spain?... and France?"

 

[deadair]

ann is a trooper

 

[azal]

the best is when you ask any typical American kid to find something on a world map. Ther start furiosly scanning the continent of Europe for Kansas.

I once played trivial persuit with a friend who was a high school diploma, and on several occasions when asked for the name of a country, he said Europe.

 

[xfer]

Europe will be a country soon enough.