I'll be gown for a while

[Ellestin]

word.

 

[Chromatose]

I was hoping for a nicer gown to be honest

 

[Claws of Perdition]

your a hard man to please chromie

 

[Chromatose]

It looks like the gown of a bride who was ditched at the alter and hasn't taken it off in 50+ years. The imagery is unsettling!

 

[Chromatose]

Though I still would give this thread 5 stars for originality and actually delivering.

 

[Russell]

It looks like the gown of a bride who was ditched at the alter and hasn't taken it off in 50+ years. The imagery is unsettling!

That reminds me of a family guy joke, but since I can't find a picture of it, here's a picture from the same episode instead:

 

[Chromatose]

I was thinking of both that and that horrid Dickens tale about dear Philip Pip Pirrip and that dreadful Ms. Havisham.

 

[Chromatose]

"There's a little girl stuck in that well. Unfortunately no one's arms are long enough to reach her except for that one guy, but he's helping that woman tickle a midget in a tree!"

 

[Russell]

"Gosh, some of this stuff, you wonder who would ever need it in bulk. I mean, like watermelons."

"Touché, CostMart."