i'm a total douchebag but i don't care

[Baliset]

so i tried out the "hands-free" headset for my new cell phone and while it makes me look like a yuppie scumbag using it, the sound is so much better when i am making a phone call so fuck i am going to use it all the time!

 

[deadair]

what a douche

 

[Baliset]

i mean seriously guys look how cool i am now:

 

[Baliset]

here's my new girlfriend driving our brand new convertible:

 

[Baliset]

all leather seats baby...ALL LEATHER SEATS!

 

[xfer]

dude wear that on stage during this tour and take calls in the middle of the antique

 

[xfer]

also, txt minx

 

[minxnim]

way to greg.
greg.

 

[Baliset]

admittedly, i told my roomate matt last night that i would prefer if the headset were completely invisible so i could at least look like a crazy person talking to myself because somehow its better than looking like a yuppie scumbag.

 

[minxnim]

sooner or later you'll end up like bobby brown in the 'my prerogative' video i think it's inevitable.

 

[Baliset]

that was like one of my favorite videos from 1988-89 but i can't remember what he looked like in it other than that really bad square haircut.

 

[NAD]

I have a friend that has a wireless hands free system on his phone, he likes to answer it when we're in line at the Quick-E-Mart buying smokes and talks in this smooth-yet-gay pimp voice, loudly.

My friend is a douche. Don't be my friend.

 

[minxnim]

this thread, and greg also... DOOMED

 

[Josh Seipp]

greg is coming into his posting golden age!!

greg this is an awesome thread

 

[lizard]

first the hair....now this.....

 

[avi]

 

[Manbient]

congratulations on your latest aquirement

 

[S4R]

i have a headset, but no one has called yet.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

ill call if you send me your digits. and by digits i am definitely referring to fingers and toes.

 

[azal]

Who knew BFS was Dennis Miller this entire time?