i'm bored. a self portrait

[minxnim]

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(those are high heels)

 

[minxnim]

yuck this stupid auto-post-correct is fucking up my steez BAD.

 

[xfer]

now, you look like an ostrich that got whacked out of joint with a baseball bat.

 

[goatschool]

beautiful.

please explain those +

 

[minxnim]

that's pretty accurate actually.

i'm so bored i even put my old diary name into that memejack thing and it said this about me:

Magic Number 14
Job Serial Killer
Personality The Glass Is Half-Empty
Temperament If I Lose It - Run
Sexual Whatever, Whenever, Whoever
Likely To Win A Nobel Prize
Me - In A Word Belligerent

so basically,


belligerant whore serial killer who wins a nobel prize.

 

[minxnim]

the + were my hands. before the disaster of auto-format.

 

[xfer]

i appreciate the differently-sized eyes.

 

[minxnim]

when i was little my mom used to say there was a dr seuss book about me called 'big I little I' and it was really about my squinty right eye.

 

[xfer]

ahah you know what rules? hovering the mouse over the thread title on the main board page.

 

[minxnim]

AHA! i sorta fixed it.

 

[ChromeLife]

Your hawt... wanna cyber?

 

[xfer]

nah brah, you look too much like Josh to me. i wouldn't enjoy it.

 

[lizard]

prep, I like it. you've got the picasso thang goin on.