i'm bored and sullen at a friend's house. so i am grossing myself out.

[minxnim]

allow me to gross you out too

 

[deadair]

shouldn't you be at work young lady?

 

[minxnim]

no. i have permission to sit around and cry and be pathetic and look at gross stuff for at least like, 5 days or so.

note the emo-ness of my avatar. it speaks for itself.

 

[The Dope]

Nastiness.

 

[avi]

ack! what a way to go!

 

[deadair]

man troubles?

 

[minxnim]

well, you could say that.


anyway, that article almost made me feel better for a minute.

 

[deadair]

yieks!

 

[minxnim]

i also just realized that i have beatles hair.

 

[deadair]

well.. now that's not bad... i mean, not like guy trouble bad.

(btw, do you want/need me to make some one "go away"?)

 

[minxnim]

actually someone died.
to put it blankly.

relationship troubles never really affect me at all, to be honest.

but, it's been a hard day's night dude.

 

[deadair]

holy crap...
sorry

i thought you just were having relationship problems...

i didn't mean to make light

 

[minxnim]

meh. whatever. it's okay. relationship problems are like 'zzzzzzzz' you know? i walk away from them.

 

[deadair]

understand...

i'm sorry for your loss though.

 

[xfer]

"Hey George, the ocean called...they're running out of shrimp!"

"Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called...and they're running out of you!"

"Yeah? Well you're their best seller!"

"...well, I had sex with your wife!"

(dead silence)

(muttered) "George, his wife is in a coma..."

 

[xfer]

speaking of beatles hair, a construction worker called me "hey john lennon" the other day. sigh.

 

[xfer]

actually, thinking harder, that was "the other month". time fucking flies.

 

[minxnim]

well.. what the fuck have i just done to myself?

in a fit of despair i allowed my friend to pay aveda exhorbitant amounts of cash to dye my hair incredibly dark and put froofy smelling crap all over my head and massage my scalp and shit.

now i look even more beatles. pale as fuck, and i can't tell if this is going to be okay or what.

 

[xfer]

 

[deadair]

alex... i love that pic