It's the rule that you have to sell yourself. If you don't sell yourself, men will barge into your home and take you to the auction. This is a bargain waiting to happen to a suburban housewife who has no concept of the worth of money. I am not willing to stand up to the juggernaut of tradition. Rules are meant to be followed, you should respect your host's home and in that spirit - I am here to say that I shall sell myself. For I enjoy cash. I find it useful.
SO!
'MON THEN - HOW MUCH?!
BAWBAGS!!
SO!
'MON THEN - HOW MUCH?!
BAWBAGS!!
