i'll be here for a few hours anyway. my boss ALREADY called me and needs me to draft a motion for her b/c she seems to be unable to handle this even though she's been an attorney for 23 years.
the other day I took a picture of my wife from behind in a short skirt and she was so smoking hot that the photo scorched my cerebellum. I am so insanely blessed for a guy with no money, a distinct lack of height, and no hand eye coordination....