I'm losing my hair

[Oded]

And so are you. When, then, haven't you cut it? The Benjamin Franklin look is, like, so 1776, dude! Anyone who has started to get the frontal horse-shoe, the thinning-in-back-patch, or the I-can-now-see-the-hairs-individually-in-my-hairline-thing is ordered to cut his hair NOW.
You're not fooling anyone. Get some dignity and some Count Chocula.
Puh-lease!

 

[minxnim]

i'll just assume this isn't directed at me.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I'm gaining hair. thank you Prednisone!

 

[goatschool]

i'm losing hair, but my head is now shaved. stubblefied, if you will.

 

[minxnim]

freddy is actually shedding off the butt pretty badly lately, come to think of it.

 

[xfer]

i thought my hairline was receding recently, but then i realised i have just always had a really high forehead.

 

[goatschool]

maybe i should look into this prednisone

 

[xfer]

propecia, not prednisone, is the one that causes babies to be born with ureters at the bases of their penii instead of the tips, right?

 

[Stultus]

People who say, "penii" are not only overly pretentious, but mistaken as well.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

much like 'octopi'

 

[Stultus]

Well, "octopi" is at least correct (latin word ending in "us" = plural "i"). Still pompous though.

 

[xfer]

i think no one says "penii" seriously thinking it's proper.