I'm new around here

[incarnated-solvent-abuse]

Of course! JC Van Damme! pardon my idiocy


And what an atrocious film that was!

 

[Malergion]

Talk to the hand, bitch!

 

[incarnated-solvent-abuse]

Seriously though, is it just me or is there something inherently contemptible about video game to film adaptations?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

fuckin' long ass names. ACRONYMS APPRECIATED PEOPLE.

 

[Malergion]

Seriously though, is it just me or is there something inherently contemptible about video game to film adaptations?

They are essentially 90 minute commercials for said games.

 

[incarnated-solvent-abuse]

They are essentially 90 minute commercials for said games.

I think that the marketing people that came up with the idea of presenting these video games in film format never realised that they would attract such ridicule on the franchise!

 

[Malergion]

They make enough money, ridicule or not.

 

[incarnated-solvent-abuse]

They make enough money, ridicule or not.

True.

 

[eaeolian]

No more will?

Damn.

I'm surprised that took so long.

Welcome.

(No puns, though)

 

[El Stormo]

Seriously though, is it just me or is there something inherently contemptible about video game to film adaptations?

Apart from the fact that they suck harder than an aardvark on steroids?

No.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Silent Hill was actually a pretty decent, and faithful movie, despite the whole role reversal thing.

 

[Lord Foul]

Seriously though, is it just me or is there something inherently contemptible about video game to film adaptations?

Yes, and his name is Uwe Boll

 

[eaeolian]

Yes, and his name is Uwe Boll

QFT.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Welcome to the board, I have an enormous cock.

 

[Lord Foul]

^ To my knowledge, no photo evidence of said appendage has ever been submitted to this community, so you are advised take this man's statement with a grain of salt.

 

[ENEMIES OF REALITY]

Welcome! I'm old here, but it seems that I'm new too. Check out how many post I have, 18!!! Whew!!!

 

[EricT]

^ To my knowledge, no photo evidence of said appendage has ever been submitted to this community, so you are advised take this man's statement with a grain of salt.

Don't need photo evidence. Just step on the porch and look eastward... If you can't see it, I suggest getting your sight checked.

 

[El Stormo]

Yes, and his name is Uwe Boll

QFdoubleT

 

[fading]

Velcome!

 

[lad]

Greetings to all. Please forgive my green naivety...

Welcome, fellow Scot.

They are essentially 90 minute commercials for said games.

Sadly, I never looked at them that way. I now wish I had, for it would've saved quite a few hours from being whiled away disappointingly.