i'm (possibly) dying of boredom

i'm just not sure if the evil me would have no facial hair or else look like Wayne Static:

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well i still wouldnt want a somewhat rude greg-neck-face to bite my hair off or something. you know? i'll try giving it candy.
 
if it started talking, then you could be in trouble. it could spread all sorts of wild rumors. i'd cut its tongue out for you.