I'm starting a shit thread just because I can

[jmbullet]

Alright everyone, is what happened : Alexi Laiho, Peter Tägtgren and Janne Wirman each had girlfriends and perfect lives, Alexi was even married. Then they decided to make music so Peter Tägtgren was in the studio wtih COB, the drums, bass and guitars had already been recorded. Janne went to the studio with his car to go join Peter there, to record his keyboard parts. Peter had gone to the studio with Jaska so he didnt have his car. So Peter and Janne did the keyboards, all went well. Then Alexi went there to record his vocals, and Janne wanted to hear what it sounded like so he stayed. Somehow, Janne went to the bathroom and when he came back, he walked in on Peter and Alexi having passionate gay sex, so he joined in and they had a threesome. That made Alexi and Janne realize they were actually in love together, head over heals. So Alexi and Janne went back to Helsinki in Janne's car, leaving Peter heartbroken for Alexi, and having to drive Alexi's car back to Helsinki on Sunday. Alexi is gay and Peter is fucking gay. End of fucking story, as Allu would put it

 

[Macharius]

This makes perfect sense.

 

[Leandro]

Next time tell us something we don't already know?

 

[The Emptier]

older than the internet

 

[the phenom]

Why does threads like this happen? It seems like wherever I go on this forum it's gaysex between CoB&co.

Okay, I exaggurated. That's still bloody disgusting!

 

[jmbullet]

Well, you can't say I didnt warn you.. and fyi I know the picture is old, I just found it while retrieving data from a computer that I havent used since 2006.

 

[Undefined]

Post in On-Topic.

 

[jmbullet]

I'm pretty sure this doesn't belong in on-topic, since it makes fun of Alexi

 

[Leandro]

Not really, he's entitled to his choice of sexuality. Which we've known for ages. The only people who care are the fangirls who still think they're gonna grab a piece of his cock.

 

[Works0fheart]

@OP, what the fuck did I even just read? Is this what you interpreted this note as or is this a true story? I think I'm already at my ropes end of respect for Alexi and Bodom, but god damned, I wish I wasn't so ashamed to be part of this forum

 

[jmbullet]

^This is not what I truely believe, it is just something I came up with, and I think it is pretty funny. But I've got a weird sense of humor, apparently.

 

[Chamet]

^This is not what I truely believe, it is just something I came up with, and I think it is pretty funny. But I've got a shit sense of humor, apparently.

I agree.

 

[snowy]

^This is not what I truely believe, it is just something I came up with, and I think it is pretty funny. But I've got a weird sense of humor, apparently.

you got a shit look, thats all

 

[the phenom]

I'm pretty sure this doesn't belong in on-topic, since it makes fun of Alexi

Yes, but you just find it hot. And I assume there must be more of you out there

I felt my skull crack when I read it.

 

[SteveMCsteve]

You're a fucking idiot.

 

[Macharius]

If you two have sex, you'd be fucking A idiot.

 

[TheKid]

^This is not what I truely believe, it is just something I came up with, and I think it is pretty funny. But I've got a weird sense of humor, apparently.

This is not humour, this is just sdvuiherbfw i uwhefe w fqe ewqdecwsfx

 

[CliffBurton]

I'm pretty sure this doesn't belong in on-topic, since it makes fun of Alexi

Its only making fun of him if you think homosexuality is a bad thing, that needs to be ridiculed and discouraged.

 

[Macharius]

post noods, please dont

 

[jmbullet]

Its only making fun of him if you think homosexuality is a bad thing, that needs to be ridiculed and discouraged.

I cerrtainly do not think that homosexuality is a bad thing since I am bisexual myself, but I meant that if Alexi wants to stay in the closet (which pretty much seems like it because he denied being in a relationship with Janne and pretends he has a gf), finding ''evidence'' that he really is gay puts him out of the closet, so if he wants to pretend he's straight, it won't work anymore, and because of that, he might take it as an offense. Of course Alexi doesnt read this board nor is interested in the shit I write so he won't feel offended, but I'm just saying, if he were to read it, he probably wouldn't like it.