I'm with gugs: FUCK Jessica Alba, the dull cunt

[lizard]

Man and some of you defended that pig that married that old geezer

 

[tr_ofdallas]

I think that Jessica Alba (unknown to playboy) is actually responsible for her pics appearing there and that her suing them is somesort of publicity stunt similar to how Tom Cruise purpously impregnated Katie Holmes so that no one would realize that the reason Nicole Kidman's kids were adopted is because Tom and Nicole had never had penis-in-vagina sex because Tom is gay (I think Dragon might have mentioned Cruise being gay on another thread)

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[AsModEe]

hehe, we got nice google ads for this thread

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

Tom Cruise purpously impregnated Katie Holmes so that no one would realize that the reason Nicole Kidman's kids were adopted is because Tom and Nicole had never had penis-in-vagina sex because Tom is gay (I think Dragon might have mentioned Cruise being gay on another thread)

yeah i mentioned this in that thread about how Tom Cruise's performance in War Of The Worlds totally sucked

 

[AsModEe]

yeah, they should have put Vin Diesel instead.

Or Chuck Norris, he would have roundhouse kicked these aliens back to their galaxy.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

What did I do now?

 

[dorian gray]

playboy sucks. and not because they didnt show jessica alba naked. whos jessica alba?

 

[cthulufhtagn]

dude, jessica alba is the hottie from sin city, where the hell have you been

and yea, fuck her








in the butt, repeatedly





but take her out first, get some steaks