Imagine A World Without Sperm

[asphyXy]

SPERRRRRRRRM SPILLER!!!!!!!

 

[towo]

No, enjoyer of good humor.

TAA: 'spleasure
EFF: Yeah, you can do me too. ;o)

-towo

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

THAT SONG FUCKING RULES!!!! I saw that scene 5 times in only 1 day, to hear the song

 

[loWildChild]

Originally posted by northern_blaze
Every Sperm Is Sacred
Composers: David Howman & Andre Jacquemin
Authors: Michael Palin & Terry Jones
From the Movie 'The Meaning of Life'


DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.

WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...

CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.

BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.

NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...

CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.

FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.

MOURNER #1:
Mine!

MOURNER #2:
And mine!

CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.

HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

malice_camp: would make an avatar for me too? FUCKIN GOOD YOU HAVE!!!!

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

malice_Vamp I mean argh

 

[dawnghost]

Originally posted by malice_vamp
woo...thanks...i made it myself... ...

whoa cool!

where is that taken from?
I am also curious about your nick... does it have any relation to Malice Mizer?

 

[towo]

Originally posted by _Zsuzsa_
malice_camp: would make an avatar for me too? FUCKIN GOOD YOU HAVE!!!!

With pictures of you?

-towo

 

[northern_blaze]

Originally posted by dawnghost
whoa cool!

where is that taken from?

It's taken from the "Ravenous" video (Arch Enemy)

 

[dawnghost]

Originally posted by towo
With pictures of you?

-towo

 

[dawnghost]

Originally posted by northern_blaze
It's taken from the "Ravenous" video (Arch Enemy)

COOL!!! thanks!

 

[towo]

Originally posted by dawnghost

-to"I did it!"wo

 

[malice_vamp]

Originally posted by _Zsuzsa_
malice_camp: would make an avatar for me too? FUCKIN GOOD YOU HAVE!!!!

YES sure, which part of what vid do u want me to do?

Originally posted by dawnghost
whoa cool!

where is that taken from?
I am also curious about your nick... does it have any relation to Malice Mizer?

erm no actually my nick is so lame...and yeah i suck...

Originally posted by towo
With pictures of you?

-towo

hell no, im a guy...but then again if u insists in comin on to me... ...

 

[BodomiC]

Fuck earth without a sperm, that would sucks completly bad ass

 

[StormBlast]

i knew that somebody would post that song here aeuheauh

 

[Torgoth]

@northern_blaze: Do you have lyrics to other Monty Python songs?

 

[northern_blaze]

I don't. But I'm sure I can look for some.
BTW I love "Always look on the bright side of life", at the end of Life of Brian.

 

[northern_blaze]

Check that website if you want information : http://www.intriguing.com/mp/

 

[towo]

malice_vamp: rargh. ass. I meant her, not you.

-towo

 

[malice_vamp]

Originally posted by towo
malice_vamp: rargh. ass. I meant her, not you.

-towo

*bump*...my bad... ...