in case there was any doubt...

deadair

Overly-Cryptic Jake
aida is still the cutest..
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well you can do pre-emptive work like my dad did. i couldnt get a date until college because every boy within the area code lived in fear of my dad kicking the fucking living shit out of them because they'd actually seen him do it before.

true story.


it also helps to buy her math books, a chemistry set, a microscope, and make her really really think chess is COOL.