in my country there is problem

[xfer]

and that problem it is Sam

 

[deadair]

wow... sam, anything to say for yourself?

 

[Josh Seipp]

this was such a hilarious skit

 

[Josh Seipp]

sam pls refresh my memory on his FBI interview

 

[xfer]

yes...yes...

 

[FalseTodd]

???

 

[xfer]

eh...esometimes, they attack-a with de jew claw. de claw, like dis? de jew claw. like dis. block. with de claw. esometimes, they use two claws. like dis.

 

[FalseTodd]

so what is it you do in the EFF BEE?

well, in the FBi-

AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 

[Josh Seipp]

more!!! please!

 

[xfer]

i love the one where Borat goes wine-tasting and gets tanked.

 

[FalseTodd]

Alright so let's just say that one of your friends tells me that you're selling drugs out of your apartment.

It's not true.

Right. But just saying, hypothetically, one of your friends tells us youre selling drugs.

I'm not!

Right, but just, er, if someone told us that.

What the fuck? Was it Dave?

 

[xfer]

'ow does it feel to know that this year's O-lympics is bein' held in a bit of a shitty country?

 

[goatschool]

respect.

 

[xfer]

RISPEKT.

now, there be a problem, and that's 'ow effreyone don't show no more RISPEKT. i eeffen looked the word up in the diction'ry, and it ain't there no more.