you fools, if aliens existed they would have already either a) wiped us out or b) forced us to live and slave in a cubical environment where their tyrannical govt takes all our pitiful wages for taxes and...
Yeah I should really quit this band just so I can regain the right to call other people pretentious or snobby. As it stands everybody has an immediate rebuttal lined up for them.
I think I'm agnostic in this matter. Or rather on whether or not they would/have ever come here. In an infinite universe aliens probably exist, yet the chance of their reaching earth is miniscule.