In this thread, please speculate on what Alex Nagle is doing right now, on the train

[FuSoYa]

On his way up to Boston.

I bet he is sitting next to some 16-year-old French supermodel, ostensibly 'reading' a copy of The Mezzanine while occasionally glancing to his side, where the front of her blouse is bowed just enough to offer him a glimpse of her smooth, about-to-be-devirginized chest.

 

[Stultus]

Well, he is a nose, err... sweep-picker, so...

 

[xfer]

I bet that he has been ejected from the train after intervening in a bar fight in the dining car, and is dejectedly walking along the center of the tracks, northward, a red bandanna with all his toiletries knotted up in it tied to the neck of his guitar, which rests on one shoulder.

 

[FuSoYa]

If not that, then he is now actually IN the bar car, which is deserted and has all the lights off, except Nagle is thinking that it's in fact a crowded bar car with dim orange and yellow lighting, and believes he has just had a drink spilled on him by a lofty, tuxedo-clad waiter.

 

[xfer]

Oh shit! how long until he slowly rises, picks up his "axe", and begins to rampage through the coach, shouting "I'll show YOU shred!"?

 

[FuSoYa]

Well lemme see, his ride is a little less than half over, so I'd say we have a couple hours.

 

[XzanderX]

I think he is being a

 

[xfer]

So, uh, do you ride this train often?

 

[GRIND.KILLED.EMO.]

yo toby is this the due from xthoughtstreamx who is randomly going to our stupid variety shopw thign?

 

[FuSoYa]

caleb, no one emailed me directions.

 

[deadair]

maybe he is just listening to cynic, calmly in his seat?

 

[xfer]

deadair = BORING

 

[GRIND.KILLED.EMO.]

toby whats ur email adress ill tell ya

 

[deadair]

Originally posted by xfer
deadair = BORING

 

[xfer]

 

[deadair]

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I firmly believe he is masturbating and crying under a blacklight.

 

[FuSoYa]

on the train???

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

YES!!! on the blacklight car (in which they provide creepy calliope music at no extra charge)

 

[goatschool]

Originally posted by VangelicSurgeon
crying

CRYING!